we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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