from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Welp...herpes.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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