No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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