So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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