I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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