Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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