There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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