The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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