ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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