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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven