Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Drunk is not a location!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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