dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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