Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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