i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Randomize