I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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