I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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