lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
All the doctor said was why
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