he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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