I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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