it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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