she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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