$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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