I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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