You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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