Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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