I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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