now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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