youre lurking in front of me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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