Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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