There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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