Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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