The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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