Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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