pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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