But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
