so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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