Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The air was thick with penises
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
tell me about the eggs
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
