Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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