I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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