Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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