Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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