I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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