Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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