She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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