the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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