Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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