sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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