You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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