getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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