I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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