My liver just broke up with me...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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