I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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