he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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