hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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