So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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